wendy's *famous* awards
- whole entry taken from wendy's blog -
Monday, June 13, 2005
--> penang <--
finally the penang adventure had came to a close. Well, actually it can be summed up in 3 basic steps.
1) row, row, row
2) climb, climb, climb
3) bath, bath, bath
really just go there and work man! row till arms ached like there is no tomorrow, and of course, the quads man! climb that stupid long, long winding steps to the totally far-off launching point. kaoz. and that stupid incident about climbing in the hotel all the way to nine floor and found that the door is locked. i promise if i climb another stairs! I WILL PUKE! and yesh, we just keep bathing. bath before rowing,bath after rowing, bath after dinner. all the water that i used plus the water wasted from iso n rang's ever-flushing toilet bowl, we can save singapore from future water shortage.
SO, for the long-awaited awards ceremony for PENANG TRIP 2005 (drum-roll please...):
the most cannot-make-it ang mo speaking award: all the commentators in penang
(eh... "ko-plague" for corporate, "pen"alise, sing"ka"pok... the list is endless man)
the most disappointment award: draw between NO dao-sa-pia and balieys
(still too sore over this ultimate disappointment to talk about it, almost steal the guys' dao-sa-pia on the plane hmpf!)
the most weird-looking warm-up award: the thai
(it looks cool, but are they praying rather tha warming up?)
the most cool-cheer award: royal australian navy
(the what boys cheer is woah... so cool, esp that hunk!!!)
the most eye candy award: the keanu reeves look-a-like
(most of us were smitten by him... so charming ha... he was the highlight of our excruciating work program)
the most time-wasting device award: the lift in bayview hotel
(waiting for the lift is like eternity, waiting for the lift to slowly descend to the ground floor is another eternity as the lift opens its door at EVERY single level...)
the most mini mini-mart award: the mini mart outside the hotel
(ha really a MINI mart... nonetheless our only fragile link to civilisation)
the most throw-face award: NUS
(what is with that pathetic IVP jacket doing amidst of all the other countries' flags...)
the most cannot-make-it airline: malaysian airline
(the food is for human meh? eh is the aircon called AIRCON? and mona is actually bitten by mosquitoes in the plane!!!)
the most unfulfilled gig award: mine, vic's and my dear rock's
(haiz, so much for planning our 1021 at 1021 gig, with guest of honour: serene, opening act: iso n rang, ticketing officer: jul, bouncer: cindy... and our pre-rehearsal... no time for to materalise this fantasy...due to totally ridiculous sleeping curfew!)
the most for-show award: mr seetow
(he always appear to be around at the right time, and just disappear when we are cooking at the dam)
the most sadomasochistic award: david
(what is with the morning run by the graveyard, the weird circuits and the long long walk and u-turn and finally to dinner trip? he totally tortured us!)
the most talkative award: raine
(if u can stop her from talking, esp during dinner, i will give u a nobel's prize)
the most "i wan to be a role model" award: mona
(unfortunate she din really succeed... ha)
the most teh-tarik queen award: draw between yirang and wenya
(yirang's super black face and the impressive split face off with wenya's maria pose in the cute sexy red tight apron)
the most blur award: pinxu
(forever asking "huh" and "watcha toking about"...)
the most ah lian award: meiping
(her ah lian shorts, waistpouch, slippers and mannerism, she can be the next outstanding beer lady...)
the most not-in-her-element award: yunshan
(as she is only in her element after 3am. her body alarm hour is totally screwed, that explains her weird behaviour ha...)
the most heroine award: wenting
(woah, after losing her paddle and cap, she still manage to pace...well done!)
the most diligent award: jul
(i think many people did not realise, but she is forever tidying up the mess we left behind and clearing up our rubbish. thanks man!)
the most hot babe award: iso
(ha... countless of chee-ko-pek were ogling at her and were picked up by many desperadoes... ha she did us proud!!!)
the most motherly award: serene
(always have to pick uo her kid (raine) who she deposited at childcare centres at various rooms at level 10)
the most tie-the-red-string award: cindy
(woah, she managed to be matched up with the doctor from the guys team, ha all due to the bruce lee shirt saga...wahahhaha)
the most happy-at-breakfast award: cheez
(she happily swallowed servings and servings of the buffet and needed to be stopped before the rest have no breakfast to eat ahahhahaha)
the most roommate-from-hell award: vic
(totally unnerving experience that will haunt me for the rest of my life...)
the most boycrazy award: lydia
(she drooled over the keanu reeves look-alike hunk... and even took a photo with him... jealous jealous *pout* )
the most can-tahan award: angeline
(she displayed the amazing tenacity for enduring the c-gin-nas antics. she truly embodies the seniors' remarkable virtues...wahahahah)
the most stuck-in-the-shithole with me award: geokz
(so suay, we were stuck in another dimension... while the rest are having parties in their happening hubs, nobody bothers to come visit us in that S.H. boohoo)
the most kanna-luff-at-once-again award: me!
(once again... think don't need to elaborate...sigh...)
ok, and this concludes our happening trip to penang!!!
despite all the some drama and obstacles, this is totally unforgettable experience. what is better than spending 3 days with your sistas? (eh... think more R&R and da0-sa-pia will make this even better...ha).... but still, thanks for making this trip so cool sistaz... what is the motto again???!!! WE R SISTAS... from different mothers! hahahahah
Monday, June 13, 2005
--> penang <--
finally the penang adventure had came to a close. Well, actually it can be summed up in 3 basic steps.
1) row, row, row
2) climb, climb, climb
3) bath, bath, bath
really just go there and work man! row till arms ached like there is no tomorrow, and of course, the quads man! climb that stupid long, long winding steps to the totally far-off launching point. kaoz. and that stupid incident about climbing in the hotel all the way to nine floor and found that the door is locked. i promise if i climb another stairs! I WILL PUKE! and yesh, we just keep bathing. bath before rowing,bath after rowing, bath after dinner. all the water that i used plus the water wasted from iso n rang's ever-flushing toilet bowl, we can save singapore from future water shortage.
SO, for the long-awaited awards ceremony for PENANG TRIP 2005 (drum-roll please...):
the most cannot-make-it ang mo speaking award: all the commentators in penang
(eh... "ko-plague" for corporate, "pen"alise, sing"ka"pok... the list is endless man)
the most disappointment award: draw between NO dao-sa-pia and balieys
(still too sore over this ultimate disappointment to talk about it, almost steal the guys' dao-sa-pia on the plane hmpf!)
the most weird-looking warm-up award: the thai
(it looks cool, but are they praying rather tha warming up?)
the most cool-cheer award: royal australian navy
(the what boys cheer is woah... so cool, esp that hunk!!!)
the most eye candy award: the keanu reeves look-a-like
(most of us were smitten by him... so charming ha... he was the highlight of our excruciating work program)
the most time-wasting device award: the lift in bayview hotel
(waiting for the lift is like eternity, waiting for the lift to slowly descend to the ground floor is another eternity as the lift opens its door at EVERY single level...)
the most mini mini-mart award: the mini mart outside the hotel
(ha really a MINI mart... nonetheless our only fragile link to civilisation)
the most throw-face award: NUS
(what is with that pathetic IVP jacket doing amidst of all the other countries' flags...)
the most cannot-make-it airline: malaysian airline
(the food is for human meh? eh is the aircon called AIRCON? and mona is actually bitten by mosquitoes in the plane!!!)
the most unfulfilled gig award: mine, vic's and my dear rock's
(haiz, so much for planning our 1021 at 1021 gig, with guest of honour: serene, opening act: iso n rang, ticketing officer: jul, bouncer: cindy... and our pre-rehearsal... no time for to materalise this fantasy...due to totally ridiculous sleeping curfew!)
the most for-show award: mr seetow
(he always appear to be around at the right time, and just disappear when we are cooking at the dam)
the most sadomasochistic award: david
(what is with the morning run by the graveyard, the weird circuits and the long long walk and u-turn and finally to dinner trip? he totally tortured us!)
the most talkative award: raine
(if u can stop her from talking, esp during dinner, i will give u a nobel's prize)
the most "i wan to be a role model" award: mona
(unfortunate she din really succeed... ha)
the most teh-tarik queen award: draw between yirang and wenya
(yirang's super black face and the impressive split face off with wenya's maria pose in the cute sexy red tight apron)
the most blur award: pinxu
(forever asking "huh" and "watcha toking about"...)
the most ah lian award: meiping
(her ah lian shorts, waistpouch, slippers and mannerism, she can be the next outstanding beer lady...)
the most not-in-her-element award: yunshan
(as she is only in her element after 3am. her body alarm hour is totally screwed, that explains her weird behaviour ha...)
the most heroine award: wenting
(woah, after losing her paddle and cap, she still manage to pace...well done!)
the most diligent award: jul
(i think many people did not realise, but she is forever tidying up the mess we left behind and clearing up our rubbish. thanks man!)
the most hot babe award: iso
(ha... countless of chee-ko-pek were ogling at her and were picked up by many desperadoes... ha she did us proud!!!)
the most motherly award: serene
(always have to pick uo her kid (raine) who she deposited at childcare centres at various rooms at level 10)
the most tie-the-red-string award: cindy
(woah, she managed to be matched up with the doctor from the guys team, ha all due to the bruce lee shirt saga...wahahhaha)
the most happy-at-breakfast award: cheez
(she happily swallowed servings and servings of the buffet and needed to be stopped before the rest have no breakfast to eat ahahhahaha)
the most roommate-from-hell award: vic
(totally unnerving experience that will haunt me for the rest of my life...)
the most boycrazy award: lydia
(she drooled over the keanu reeves look-alike hunk... and even took a photo with him... jealous jealous *pout* )
the most can-tahan award: angeline
(she displayed the amazing tenacity for enduring the c-gin-nas antics. she truly embodies the seniors' remarkable virtues...wahahahah)
the most stuck-in-the-shithole with me award: geokz
(so suay, we were stuck in another dimension... while the rest are having parties in their happening hubs, nobody bothers to come visit us in that S.H. boohoo)
the most kanna-luff-at-once-again award: me!
(once again... think don't need to elaborate...sigh...)
ok, and this concludes our happening trip to penang!!!
despite all the some drama and obstacles, this is totally unforgettable experience. what is better than spending 3 days with your sistas? (eh... think more R&R and da0-sa-pia will make this even better...ha).... but still, thanks for making this trip so cool sistaz... what is the motto again???!!! WE R SISTAS... from different mothers! hahahahah
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